Embarrassing moments

Curl Up and Die
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?"

Pad, please!
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage
insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and
I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son
to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right
in front of our guest.

Ho, Ho, Ho
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the
bathroom. And wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a
mess, he looked so adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a
few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and
included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a
relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo
and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had
captured my reflection in the mirror -wearing nothing but a
camera!

Lady Golfer
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the
good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he
could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I
think I like playing with men's balls."

Nuts about You
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold
a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
"No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh
hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.